Sorry, I need my stuff !

I'm sleeping, when suddendly I get awoken by the door's bell ringing. I woke up, a bit dizzy, put over some clothes in order to look decent, and finaly open the entrance door.

Here is a woman, in the late 20ies, saying "hi, may I enter ?". I ask her what she wants. She just reply she's here to collect all her stuff that is currently in my appartment. Stuff ? She has nothing here ! Then she just point with her finger to the sleeping room's door, showing in the corner a small plastic badge with the inscription "..... Hansen". And she say "Hansen is my name, I'm just taking back home all these things with my name on it. There are quite a few, but I have friends comming here helping me, don't worry, this will be fast !".

I was too stunned to reply, I was just about to say I didn't wanted to gave her the bloody sleeping room door in the appartment I was paying a rent for... when I suddenly awoke due to the fact the door's bell was ringing.

Wonky pixels

I was walking in the city, looking at shops and other stuff like this when I suddenly noticed a very unusual small shop.

This shop was full of very unusual things, and inside people wore kind of old clothes. The shopkeeper looks like he lived in middle age, and was wearing a kind of very large dress in crude fabric. What really attracted me was the fact there was a document talking about the art of pixeling. Being myself a pixeler I started to read it, when the shopkeeper arrived and asked me if I was pixeler, because then I could join their group. I said I was interested but then he said he need first to check if I am really what I claim I am.

He started to ask some questions, showing things in the document, when I suddenly noticed something wrong in it. "Hey, I know this program, -crackart-, I used it a lot but the screnshot here is not of crackart, it’s totally unrelated !", he looked at me weirdly, and said "It’s not what I asked you, I need to know if you know what pixeling is all about.", on that I replied that crackart was my tool of choice, it’s why I know it so well, because he had a lot of cool features like showing or removing the grid in zoomed mode, allowing for a very sharp work when doing smoothing or manual anti-aliasing. On these words his eyes highlighted and he said that right, I obviously know about it all, there were no need to check my skills any further, he would add me on the guild rooster as soon as he would be done correcting the error I found in the document.

He then corrected the page, and started to update a "what’s new " page, explaining what was wrong… when things started to be weird. When typing all that he kept moving strangely, started to scratch himself like if he was itching on all his body. At the same time other people in the shop started to strip themselves, and get close ones with the others. And then the guild master finished his text by putting photos of himself in gruesome situation while doing weird things… starting to feel that I better have to leave, I started back tracking when I noticed it was not a shop anymore, but more like a decorated cave with people doing all kind of perverted and weird thingies all around me.

I was running as fast as I can in the never ending tunnels when I suddenly awoke.

Talking cat

I was at my grandparents house, upstairs. Together with a cousin I was doing something on the computer, when my cat jumped on the computer. I told her to get down, and she jumped to the window, which was open. It looked very much like she was going to fall out the window, so I told her to get back in here. Then she fell out the window.. I rushed to the window, and saw 2 horses standing down there. They jumped up and nearly stuck their heads in the window. I ran downstairs to find my cat. She was outside the door, with one rear leg in a different color. I asked are you hurt, and she replied she thinks that her leg is broken. I picked her up and went inside. The house was full of the whole family. My mom was preparing dinner. I sat in a chair with my cat on the lap. She was hurt, but I wasn’t sure if the leg was broken or not. I moved the leg back and forth, and she didn’t seem to be in any pain. She said she landed on the horses, then fell down. It was nice sitting there with her in my lap, considering it’s 8 years ago I had her.. Then she jumped off and went somewhere else.. A girl aged around 3-4 came to me and sat on my lap. She must have been one of my cousins kids. I sat with her for a while, and then my cat came back and sat with us. Nice..

Erotic Star Wars

I was on the way to a night out with some friends, and we wanted to get something to eat.
It was 20:45 as we walked by a cinema where they were showing a new Star Wars movie,
And we figured we could go see that, and then have time to find something to eat afterwards.
So we went in. I was coming from another dream, and had just walked down the street in
that one. Inside the theater in the left upper corner were some guys that I think I knew from
my IT school, and I talked a bit with them before the movie started. I went and sat down
near the ending row, in the middle, with some friends behind me. Present was also Lissie,
Mette’s mother, and Lis, my dad’s old girlfriend. Then the movie started. For the next
1.5 hours we watched an episode of Star Wars, that has not and will never be seen by anyone
else.. I don’t remember much of it, only that it was at a hight when there was an intermission
after the 1.5 hours. It was supposed to go on 15 minutes later. In the break I went down to
talk with my old classmates again, and some other people. Then I returned to my seat.
Suddenly I got the idea to start swapping pictures and postcards etc. I don’t know where
all these came from, but it wasn’t long before everybody in the whole theater were swapping
posters and newspapers etc. I thought, that I should have brought copies of my CD, so I could
spread it like this. Lis then handed me some newspapers with half naked girls in them. They
all had some form of body painting on them. I liked them, so I took 2 of them. The movie
was about to start again, but nothing happened. Some time went by, and some employees
of the theater came and asked who had distributed porn. I quickly tucked away my newspapers,
and clearly didn’t wanna get caught in the act. Lis then said it was her who had brought them.
Soon after this, parts of the theater had turned into small swimming pools, and people were put
In them to be punished for swapping porn. Some guy was pushed around in the pool, with a large
pole. He was almost drowning. Anyhow, we never got to see the rest of the movie it seemed.
I asked Lis what time it was, and she said 5 in the morning. Then at some point, I had enough and
Walked to the exit. There was a road, I followed it. Didn’t know where it was leading though..
I came to a T crossing, and on the other side of the road was a girl my age. I recognized her, but
I don’t know from where. She walked over to me, and as she did, the weirdest things happened.
The whole street changed, and she too. She became about 20 years older, slowly as an animation.
But she was still beautiful. I walked with her, and then I saw her walking with another girl.
Then I woke up. As I looked on the clock, I saw that it was now 5:05. That’s odd..